I want to do what I want to do, but not the consequences please!

“Dear Lord please change reality so that the things that I want to do, do not have the consequences they do. Please take away my pain without my having to deal with my issues, please let me be able to get drunk without doing anything too foolish, and without a hangover. Please let me be mean to others and they loving to me. Please change the school of hard knocks to the school of soft strokes. Amen.

P.S. On second thoughts Lord, perhaps you should leave things as they are - not sure I would have learned anything!”